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Job: Flash,Music,Student
If you are reading my profile because I just blammed your movie and left a poor review, do not respond to my review pointing out the fact I have no flash submissions. It is a pathetic defense. If you aren't, well im sure you are pathetic anyway.
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55 Reviews | 11 w/ Responses
Yeah, dispite its title, it surprizingly got a 0 for interactivity. Newgrounds is not a site to dump the results of a drunken frat party trying to be ironi-cool while using their webcam. It is a site for ANIMATION. (You know, something that takes a little more than a can of bud and 15 dollars at wal-mart.)
Author's Response:
0 for interactivity....geeze why so harsh...what about that Play button you had to push at the beginning....that's gotta be worth something for interactivity. Unfortunately I can't hit you all that hard for you saying something about it not being an ANIMATION...since you have done some audio bits here and there. But yeah...good times...thanks for the review mi amigo.
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I enjoy the concept of the game. But the game would beniefit from added difficulty. If you can master that game in 5 seconds you'll go for hours. The game ended with me being bored with it. Speed it up over time, add levels, add more objects, maybe weapon upgrades. Stuff like that.
Also, you might want to look at using large loops instead of large songs. Or even just use midi since its electronic music anyway.
Also, very cool preloader, but if you have the time remaining an average of the d/l speed it will be smoother than constantly jumping around for those of us without consistant connections.
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"The game is good, but the reviews are better!"
The game is ok. Most people are dead on in the fact that its a bit boreing. Not much really too it. Could be better. But the reviews are HILARIOUS! I think the funniest part is looking at the persons profile to see how equally egregrious the person is themselves. You sick jerk! Now im going to go watch milk man! Or some other random cartoon on this site with humor based on perverse death. It's only funny if there isn't a face right?
I gave you an overall 10 for inspiring such brilliant reviews.
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Do not tell me how to review your movie. It is my job to review and your job to make the movie. Secondly, if you are going to tell me how to review it, do not tell me not to tell you what is wrong with the movie. That is pretty much the ENTIRE point of the review system. I will not sit here and give you meaningless praise, especially if I don't feel you deserve it.
The movie is OK. A bit slow, but interesting. My complaint about the movie is the audio is poorly mixed. The gunfire is way too hot in comparison to the other aspects such as the music. Also the music cuts out rather awkwardly, if it is intentional, as it seems it is SOME of the time, try using a smooth fade out, even if its a quick and simple fade.
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I dig your style of animation. If i had money I would hire you to help build my website. Unless you are willing to work for 5 shillings a week. I can afford that.
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I gave this 10's across the board because everyone else is an idiot and doesn't get it. And if you ask me, that fact right there makes this deserve all 10's.
Sorry your fans are idiots.
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Seems to me like you are pulling the joke from rejected where don draws only with his left hand... Seriously, make with the stabby mcgee sequels.
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I dont know if I hit a random glitch in the game or what... but it was a good game until I couldn't win. I am at the end of the game but no matter where I go I can't find the guy I am supposed to sell the chip to. He doesn't exist. Appearntly other people have beat the game, so I guess it just doesn't want to work for me.
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"It was pretty tight except for the soundtrack."
Dude that flash like totally rocked'n'stuff. But you need to pick a better soundtrack! Plus the gap in the loop made my brain bleed.
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I really like the visual aspect of the video. I am more than happy to help with voice acting, scripting, story boarding, or even music if you need that. I could even help with flash if needed. Let me know. email:i1011i@10x11.com
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